there is no fucking way that boy is 100% straight
Oh are we doing the gif thing
I definitely think he’s bi, for sure
They have looks of sheer terror on their faces right before they fall
DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO TELL ME YOU’RE NOT FUCKING TERRIFIED AS SHIT RIGHT BEFORE YOU FALL OFF THE BED
Jared’s like “shit shit SHIT”
and Jensen’s like “shit shit JARED’S GONNA LAND ON ME FUCK SHIT DAMMIT I AM GOING TO DIE”
And these are the beauties I devote my life to!
Don’t hate on anyone but show them love
I’m not gay but this is one rule of my blog.
pro tip: in a zombie apocalypse, your first stop shouldn’t be a guns shop, it should be a hardware store. not only are they stocked with enough caustic materials and sharp weaponry to make your head spin, they usually also have camping and survival gear as well as food. and most are windowless and easy to defend. just saying.
pro tip 2: Buy the shark mail that divers use. If a shark can’t bite through it, neither can a zombie
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
Lesson: cry and sexy men will be forced to hold you
That is SO precious.
THE WOMAN THAT GOES INTO A FIGHTING POSITION YOU GO BABY
DO YOU SEE HER FLIP THE SNOWMAN OFF AFTER SHE REALIZES IT’S NOT A THREAT OMG